داستان آفرینش

1. In the beginning GOD created the
Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word.

2. And there were two Bytes in the
Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he
saw it was good.

3. And God said – Let the Data be;
And so it happened. And God said – Let the Data go to their proper places. And
he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks.

4. And God said – Let the computers
be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact
disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware.

5. And there was no Software yet.
But God created programs; small and big… And told them Go and multiply
yourselves and fill all the Memory.

6. And God said -I will create the
Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the
computers and programs and Data.

7. And God created the Programmer;
and put him at Data Centre; And God showed the Programmer the Catalogue Tree and
said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but DO NOT USE Windows.

8. And God said – It is not Good for
the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer’s body and
created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the
Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the
creature: the User.

9. And the Programmer and the User
were left under the naked DOS and it was Good.

10. But Bill was smarter than all
the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User – Did God really tell you
not to run any programs ?

11. And the User answered – God told
us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run
Windows or we will die.

12. And Bill said to the User – How
can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows
you will become equal to God. You will be able to create anything you like by a
simple click of your mouse.

13. And the User saw that the fruits
of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge
was useless since Windows could replace it.

14. So the User installed the
Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good.

15. And the Programmer immediately
started to look for new drivers. And God asked him – What are you looking for?
And the Programmer answered – I am looking for new drivers because I can not
find them in the DOS. And God said – Who told you that you need drivers? Did you
run Windows? And the Programmer said – It was Bill who told us to !

16. And God said to Bill – Because
of what you did you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always
be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows.

17. And God said to the User –
Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your
Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on
the Programmers help.

18. And God said to the Programmer –
Because you listened to the User you will never be happy. All your programs will
have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time.

19. And God threw them out of the
Data Centre and locked the door and secured it with a password.

20. GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT